Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: The Muppet Show (TV)
Word Count: 11
Rating: G
Warning: None

I fired her. She crossed the line! I’m her boss!

…Yeesh.

Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sleepy Hollow (Fox) / Torchwood / Sherlock (BBC)
Word Count: 11
Rating: G
Warning: None

“Crazy white guys and their coats.”

“Tell me about it.”

“Seriously.”

Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (Film)
Word Count: 11
Rating: G
Warning: None

Useless detectives, murderous homeowners, vicious swans. I thought I’d miss London.

Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Tombstone (film)
Word Count: 11
Rating: G
Warning: None

Shoulda been gunned down, but consumption got me. This is funny.

Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: The Seven Samurai (film)
Word Count: 11
Rating: G
Warning: None

Fighting bandits; easier than gaining a broken heart. Now you’re samurai.

Title: Downtime
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Ghostbusters (film/animated series)
Word Count: 785
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: What does a Ghostbuster do when there’s no ghosts to bust?
Author's Notes: For the Great Tales’ Challenge 307: Summertime, and the Living is Easy(?)

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Title: Bravery
Author: gardnerhill
Rating: PG (mild language)
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca
Word Count: 936
Summary: Medals don’t mean the same thing to everyone.
Author's Notes: For Great Tales’ Challenge 303 (Awards!)

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A sequel to Tea and Bitching, which was originally written for the Great Tales Challenge 201, "Three Fandoms Walk Into A Bar."

Title: Tea and Bitching 2: The Kvetch Continues
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Elementary (CBS); Sleepy Hollow (FOX); Sherlock, The Thin Blue Line, Torchwood, Dr. Who (BBC)
Pairing: None.
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Warning:  ( Read more... )

Title: Consanguinity
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: LOTR
Characters: Legolas & Gimli
Rating: G
Warning: None.
Word Count: 250
Summary: "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.' " (C.S. Lewis)
Author's Notes: For dreamflower02, who wished something Tolkienish. The prompt I used for her story is in the ( Read more... )

Title: What Goeth Before
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Warning: None
Word Count: 100
Summary: It’s not a good idea to belittle a king in front of his loyal bard.
Author's Notes: For Great Tales challenge 209, “Fame.”

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